eye-floater

Those things that you see occasionally, and are like lines of nothing, created on the eye's photoshop.

Person 1: Hey man wha-
Person 2: Hey, whats wrong?
Person 1: Holy fuck! Theres a bomb in my eye!
Person 2: Silly man, thats just an eye-floater!

by bostonriot June 11, 2009

Floatie

An erection or hard on! When a mans penis is erect or hard. His penis may be used to keep the woman afloat if they were having sex whilst in the water.

Damn i woke up with a floatie this morning.
I had a floatie in my pants.

by Cassandra C December 28, 2005

floadge

someone whos bellend is bigger than the shaft off there cock.

you are a floadge man unlucky

by D mysta July 25, 2006

floating face

When under the influence of LSD people's faces will sometimes appear to be "floating" as if detached from their head.

Holy shit, do you see Laz's face? It's floating! He is a floating face!

by Original Laz June 2, 2008

floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011

floateee

a person that does the following

- only wears expensive brands and jewellery to TRY to impress
- brags about his/her "swag"
- always yells in a deep gangster voice
-generally a poser try hard

guy 1: yo bro look at my gucci and mah ed hardy got mah SWAGGER ON FULL ATTACK BRO!!

guy 2: holy! this guy is FLOATEEE haha !

by freshness/doom2036 November 8, 2011

Float your own Harp

To Float your own harp, to compliment yourself often act cocky or be a radiator fulven.

Radiator don't float your own harp.

by Steve of Steve November 13, 2012