Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020

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Flashbang

A good, fast, no strings attached sexual encounter.

- Hey bro, wanna go clubbing tonight?

- Nah, Imma gonna chain flashbang this chick until I go blind and deaf, or she does

by Bra1nman September 25, 2020

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Flashbang

A flash bang is where you wake up your s/o by shining a bright light in he or shes eyes then having crazy sex with them

Hey babe can i flashbang you tomorrow morning?

by Akidscreation December 7, 2020

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Flashbang

A flashbang is alot like a flash mob but instead of people dancing it turns into a public orgy

Hey man im going join a flashbang at the mall today, want to join?

by Akidscreation December 7, 2020

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A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.

I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.

by Cum shoot January 20, 2021

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Flashlighting

Like gaslighting but not as extreme

He was flashlighting her so often she began to doubt he really was cheating.

by Vogelism March 24, 2021

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Flashbang

When a streamer accidentally or on purpose changes to a white screen and "flashbangs" the whole stream.

XQC: OK JUICERS, THAT WAS FUN GETTING BANNED FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, TIME TO PLAY GOOGLE FUED.
Stream: OMEGALUL, OK, EWWWWWWW, NOTLIKETHIS
XQC: (proceeds to switch screen) OK, WE PLAYING NOW DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................S
Stream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BabyRage, Pepega, Flashbang, Flashbanged

by _Canadia April 6, 2021

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