Masturbate

When a young child thinks he's a god for touching himself for pleasure while looking at their step-mom or step-sis

Hey guys I just Masturbated to my mommy

by Niggerfan69 May 7, 2019

Masturbate march

Where only women are allowed to masturbate all days of March if they had successfully completed fake it February

Becky:did u complete fake it February
April: yEs now I can participate in masturbate march

by A female who is true January 4, 2020

Fasturbation

The competitive sport of masturbation. The first to ejaculate 1 tablespoon of their own semen is the victor. Cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign semen into their vans deferens. The sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.

"Hey Dad, who won the Fasturbation World Spoon last night?"
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."

by Pinguino November 3, 2012

masturbate

Fly the airplane. Shift gears.

Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!

by Your Ass September 26, 2003

masturbate

To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.

I masturbate every night!

by ASSHOLE! July 10, 2004

masturbate

How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?

Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!

by FatFastStrong October 20, 2009

Fansturbate

When you take a dump that smells so bad the exhaust fan turns itself on.

Dude - I just took a dump that sparked a fansturbate!

by CaryAD April 23, 2008