fast carl

a noun; when the giving party runs splay-legged over the receiving party, both naked of course, and poops while running onto the prone recipient. like a hot carl, but more fast. can also be done on roller blades.

i saw this chick laying there and we were both naked so i cowboy-walked over to her and starting increasing speed then lit a nice fast carl on her, a belly-button bulls-eye. she told all her friends.

by leonrabbitblisters May 29, 2010

fast life

in the wise words of Sandra to a one tomeslice and evlad, "don't u go living the fast life."
the fast life (n): blackout nights, blackout girls, shanking feet, girls wanting to throw up all over, thinking you can drink 48 beers by yourself, pregnant hooters waitresses, stupid questions, house music, creeping up behind gals shirtless, a whole lotta C game, and finally- one night of debauchery equals 2 weeks of regret.

conversation while living the fast life:

south beach girl # 42: "fuck you"
evlad "yo, did u see my game? she wants me"
marc: "shut-up you're an idiot"
anthony: "yo i saw that evlad she wanted you"
tomeslice: "20 bucks says she didnt want you"
anthony: "i'll take that bet, i'm not paying for this club"
scott "can i hit evan?"
evlad: "i go to UF"

by TL and JE January 13, 2008

fast leaver

A person who exits quickly, without fanfair.

Man he's a fast leaver. One minute he's there, the next he's gone.

by David Moskow January 10, 2008

Fast Mode

Gettin High.
Cruising around.
And When you see a Cop Slam on the Gas.
Going Fast....

The C-Block Niggas, Was Smokin the Chronic Bud and Scopin Fo Polices.
While Hollerin Fast Mode.

by Block-5 March 5, 2009

Fast Canadian Pixies

The most powerful creatures on the face of the Earth. The watch out for they are sniggleing your way!

Doolan was distracted by the Fast Canadian Pixies.

by fat jesus November 13, 2003

Fast Rope

whilst wanking to stick a thumb up your back side and move it in and out. looking like the motion of absailing, or fast roping.

my computer broke last night so i couldn't watch any porn. and to stimulate myself i diceided to fast rope and it was straingely satisfying. how ever i need to stress one needs to wash there hands.

by Kentin January 28, 2009

fast food

Its like road dome except for its being done to the girl.. when a girl is driving and the guy is eating her out while shes doing so

"yeah last night i gave kelsey fast food.. it was soo much better than mcdonalds"

"yeah last night Marco gave me fast food.. i almost hit a tree"

by KmCgEE August 28, 2007