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fark

Cows moo, pigs oink, cats meow and dogs bark.
Magpies warble, turkeys gobble, ducks quack and crows fark.
by Francis Blunt June 19, 2006
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fark

"That chicken is burned."

"No!! The fark is the best part!!"
by mama of kcd's July 3, 2012
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Farklem

When you get an eye lash in you're eye while taking a shit. You're poop has to be green also.
omg i just got a farklem =(
by assroldpan2 December 28, 2005
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fankeseph

to be incredibly excited about something utterly awesome
He won the lottery, which was a fankeseph event.
She finally held hands with him which was the most fankeseph moment in her life.
by D-Lane December 26, 2007
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Farkitude

Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).
Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.

"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."
by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007
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farkeldarkel

A word or phrase used both to describe, and evoke the wonder involved with the discovery of some otherwise indescribable substance whilst under the influence of psychoactive, aka mind altering substances. Etymological roots may be in "Fire Sign Theater."
Upon withdrawing his hand from the pot and examining it, now covered with a brown gooey substance he could not immediately identify, Rudy exclaimed, holding his hand up for his astonished friends to examine, "Farkeldarkel!"
by BillyRaya January 1, 2008
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Fark

To fark is to practice the sexual of act of having anal sex with one’s partner whilst said partner farts.
Babe, I think I want to try and fark you tonight!
by absolutetrash67 July 16, 2021
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