flapper

Someone who panics easily.

Fred is a flapper. He needs to relax more.

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

Fappening

Verb and noun
1. Used to describe the moment you see a girl's nudie pic, prompting you to do the knuckle shuffle

Tom: Dude, did Bertha ever send you those tit pics?
Jerry: Yeah man, just did, it's totally fappening!

Tom: Hey did you see Jen's pics yet?
Jerry: Yeah, weeks ago, that fappened already.

by Deucemaster September 24, 2014

crap flapper

One who masterbates in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental retardations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox masterbation.

"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"

"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."

"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."

by Frankinsense July 16, 2008

Dick Flapper

Another form of telling a person to shut up

Tom Ferrera keeps running his dick flapper...

by hotness12345 January 22, 2009

fappé

A person with an androgynous appearance and facial features.

That muscular guy whose working out is totally fappé because he has such a delicate facial structure.

by fromtheburbs April 8, 2011

flapper

A girl who gets rammed alot so when she queefs, her pussy flaps.

Your mom is such a flapper. pbpbpbpbpbb ::makes flapping motion with hands::

by himura March 3, 2004

flapper

a particularly raunchy fart that makes the buttcheeks smack together in an unpleasant flapping noise

Did you hear that flapper? He must have shit his pants!

by Krazy K December 21, 2002