Falzee

A beautiful woman with eight arms and eight legs.can be found walking at 4:00-6:00.have very strong bones and can cruch anything with just their head.mainly found in Wyoming and California. You will see them hanging from the top of buildings.

That is a bad Falzee

by Velcrodune June 4, 2019

False chicken alarm

When you're agitated to get some chicken delivered and then when you can't you realise you don't want any

And I wasnt a false chicken alarm or nothing

by Queen of ceriog November 5, 2019

False Ab-vertisement

The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.

“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”

by robpunzel November 19, 2019

false acceptance

pretending to be nice to someone deemed "embarrassing" as a way to seem funny. often done by people who believe someone who is outcasted so they pretend to like them because its seen as embarrassing and funny to interact with them.

"false acceptance is normally done as an ableist micro aggression"

by iamactuallyautistic March 10, 2021

farseeer

(noun)
1. A television; telecom system; or telecommunication equipment.
2. A television watcher; a telecom system spectator; or a telecommunication equipment looker.

I watched the latest show deal on my farseeer brooking my farseeer wire box right now.

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 12, 2021

False respect

When somebody tries to make it seem like they respect somebody they don't really respect to get them to do something they want them to do (to get the best of somebody). Not everybody will pretend to respect somebody, but a lot of people will.

Lucky for you, you never needed the guy's false respect (or true respect) to keep going.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

False horny alarm

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood

*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*

Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm

by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021