Falcon Lunch

If Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, Falcon Lunch is the lunch of champions. It consists of a jelly doughnut and a sammich, as well as Falcon Punch to drink. Falcon Lunches can only be confined within a Falcon Lunchbox.

Guy 1: Where do I find one of these Falcon Lunches?

Guy 2: At Meta-Mart.

by The Breakfast Champion November 27, 2010

Chillenium Falcon

A bro's 4 wheeled moving vehicle. Includes a boss sound system and makes starwars noises. This ride is for brahsefs only.

Bro lets ride in the Chillenium Falcon

by kenny bro July 3, 2009

Falcone

A "Falcone" is a smart man, but has a low IQ.

A "falcone" can build an atomic bomb, but can not string together a sentence.

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Falcon

When a dude or a chick puts their index finger and middle finger in a girl's vagina while simultaneously placing that hand's thumb in her asshole.

I went Discovery Channel on that brod last night and slipped her the Falcon.

One finger wasn't enough for her so I gave her the Falcon.

by duckslayer11 November 1, 2010

Failboat Captain

Person who fails so much he gets to lead the Failboat. Must be of scottish descent.

Daz is the Failboat Captain! He gets wrecked.. Repeatedly!

by Comanche Man August 16, 2008

Falcon Kick

Much like a Falcon Punch gives a pregnant woman an abortion, a Falcon Kick is a kick to a guy's balls so hard it castrates the recipient.

Woman: I don't want to get pregnant with this guy!

Man: I can Falcon Kick him for you if you like.

by Thief Of Time777 April 17, 2010

Falcon Squeeze

A falcon sqezze is when someone holds something between their boobs, and sqeezes with enough force that it can break said object.

She just gave that egg a falcon squeeze

by Alisarnic February 17, 2009