Falcon Lunch

If Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, Falcon Lunch is the lunch of champions. It consists of a jelly doughnut and a sammich, as well as Falcon Punch to drink. Falcon Lunches can only be confined within a Falcon Lunchbox.

Guy 1: Where do I find one of these Falcon Lunches?

Guy 2: At Meta-Mart.

by The Breakfast Champion November 25, 2010