faffluencer

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”

Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.

by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020

fafta

From Yiddish "farkakte", meaning "lousy, messed up, ridiculous" (JPS) Shitty, full of crap."

Susan's latest business venture is seriously fafta.

by Vancouverismism January 4, 2021

Fafouner

Someone who can't sit still with the rest of class, has her heads up in the clouds and can only do one thing with her life and that's fly airplanes.

Gone Fafouner.

by XFly December 15, 2022

faffhead

Someone with idiotic idiosyncrasies.

Look at that guy climbing a mountain in flip-flops. What a faffhead.

by wearetheloop January 24, 2008

faffled

A combination of "friggen" and "baffled".

I just don't get it...I'm completely faffled!

by Jenn Gren December 23, 2008

Fafa Fooey

A Fa Fa Fooey is someone of an idiot nature you don’t have a significant amount of time for. Would be a person comparable to Gary “Baba Booey” Dell’abate of the Howard Stern Show who also goes by this nickname as well as Ta Ta Toothey and Fa Fa Flohi.

Friend calling: “What is it Fafa Fooey? I haven’t got all day.”

by Rifle17 August 30, 2018

FAFN

Pronounced (Fah~Fin) Fake Ass Frontin Nigga.......
A Nigga That Pretends/Fronts Like He Has It Goin On
To Impress A Lady.

Me~ "Girl You Know That Nigga Is Fafn He Said He Got G's In The Bank"
You~"You See His Shoes They Came From Kmart My Nephew Got The Same Ones"

by Angelina & Angela March 10, 2008