A form of armchair expert who gains all their knowledge from the internet and then enlightens others on social media. The accuracy of their source information may be suspect, their analysis and conclusions are likely flawed, but they will shout down anyone who dares to challenge their expertise in the field.
In an online discussion of tractors on a newspaper website I posted that a problem with modern tractors was that a fault with the electronics could stop them dead and require a technician with a laptop to fix. An Internet Expert informed me that it was always possible for a modern tractor to "limp home" however bad the failure "in his experience".
I pointed out that I was a farmer and that for example on a Massey 5465 with Dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anchored to the ground by a harrow or plough). The Internet Expert went very quiet!
I pointed out that I was a farmer and that for example on a Massey 5465 with Dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anchored to the ground by a harrow or plough). The Internet Expert went very quiet!
by fubarderby October 14, 2014
Get the internet expert mug.A legitimate, worthwhile journey for your parents who refer to the "college experience" as a rite of passage, a time to grow up, a time to meet new people, and a time to discover your passion. It is also described as "the best time of your life."
Nowadays, the "college experience" is one of the biggest clichés out there. Modern colleges are artificial bubbles on the map that do not in any way mirror the real world. Most people are self-absorbed, liberal douches whom you'd be better off not meeting.
The women (a largely perverted stereotype) can be either good or bad looking depending on the college. However, they form cliques with other popular people and you will never get a shot. Your only chance is to find one good and drunk at a sleazy frat party, or be good looking and have some serious game.
When you do discover your passion (hopefully sooner than later), you will likely discover that it can be achieved at an easier, cheaper college or trade school. At this point, any rational person would drop out of their current hellhole.
Nowadays, the "college experience" is one of the biggest clichés out there. Modern colleges are artificial bubbles on the map that do not in any way mirror the real world. Most people are self-absorbed, liberal douches whom you'd be better off not meeting.
The women (a largely perverted stereotype) can be either good or bad looking depending on the college. However, they form cliques with other popular people and you will never get a shot. Your only chance is to find one good and drunk at a sleazy frat party, or be good looking and have some serious game.
When you do discover your passion (hopefully sooner than later), you will likely discover that it can be achieved at an easier, cheaper college or trade school. At this point, any rational person would drop out of their current hellhole.
by Indomitable798 October 11, 2010
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A sub genre of hip-hop. Also known as alternative hip-hop It heavily revolves around the use of unconventional samples and or sounds that are not usually used in more mainstream hip-hop artists or groups, therefore it stays primarily in the underground hip-hop scene
some notable artists in this genre are (Madlib, Mf doom, Flying Lotus, Tyler the creator, etc.)
some notable artists in this genre are (Madlib, Mf doom, Flying Lotus, Tyler the creator, etc.)
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"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."
"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."
by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005
Get the experience mug.A malfunctioning psychiatric hospital hidden in plain sight. A place where paint cannot dry because the inmates lick it off the walls and lower their already substandard IQs and then stumble around babbling incoherently until the wardens return and paint some more. More accurately, it is a place where rejects from the rest of the internet (and life in general) gather to show each other why this is so.
On display here are the saddest of the sad cases. Brainless bimbos, the likes of which would probably be refused entry to sit in the audience on the Jeremy Kyle Show. The most spineless and gutless males who ever lived, each one so desperate for female attention that they even tolerate the most blatantly obvious cases of castfishing you will ever see, and then get upset with YOU when you point this out. The word devolution does not suffice. What you will witness here is actual human beings who have less moral and intellectual value than a late night American infomercial.
All of this is entertaining in a way, though, kind of like watching an old three-legged dog chase its non-existent tail. But you can only watch for so long before pity takes hold. You can only cringe so many times in a day. One or two smart people still linger at Experience Project, but only because they have a sick and twisted sense of humor and no qualms about mocking people of inferior intelligence. But to be fair, they do deserve it. You gotta be cruel to be kind sometimes.
On display here are the saddest of the sad cases. Brainless bimbos, the likes of which would probably be refused entry to sit in the audience on the Jeremy Kyle Show. The most spineless and gutless males who ever lived, each one so desperate for female attention that they even tolerate the most blatantly obvious cases of castfishing you will ever see, and then get upset with YOU when you point this out. The word devolution does not suffice. What you will witness here is actual human beings who have less moral and intellectual value than a late night American infomercial.
All of this is entertaining in a way, though, kind of like watching an old three-legged dog chase its non-existent tail. But you can only watch for so long before pity takes hold. You can only cringe so many times in a day. One or two smart people still linger at Experience Project, but only because they have a sick and twisted sense of humor and no qualms about mocking people of inferior intelligence. But to be fair, they do deserve it. You gotta be cruel to be kind sometimes.
Obvious catfish: Hi guys, I am a 13yo girl, I am new on Experience Project and I love sexting and roleplay ;) pm me xxx
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
Random bimbo1: Dat biatch is stealing r thunder.
Random bimbo2: Hey u guyz I just got my period!
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
Random bimbo1: Dat biatch is stealing r thunder.
Random bimbo2: Hey u guyz I just got my period!
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
by 1alwaysreading March 22, 2016
Get the Experience Project mug.To be unique and to have ones own different way of being. Usually wears casual pants, wears Experimental/Progressive band shirts. Music is usually Dillinger Escape Plan, Tera Melos, Blood Brothers, Kiss Kiss, The Fall Of Troy and many more. Usually is a big geek...
Person 1: "Where did that experimental kid go?"
Person 2: "I dont know hes probably casting a spell or something"
Person 2: "I dont know hes probably casting a spell or something"
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