The Enter Key

A key I use so much that the word 'Enter' is worn out.

Some keyboards have the 'Return' key instead of the 'Enter' key - usually Macs. Same shit, different smell.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003

surreal entertainment member

An absolute snowflake person, literally a person or discord moderator who cannot seem to take a joke as a joke and not literal, these types of people are like kpop stans but 10 times worse.

Person 1: Hey, use my pronouns properly homophobic asshole!

Person 2: Bro, don't be such a surreal entertainment member.

by shnnrrkycalories November 25, 2020

Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Enterprise Rent-A-Car = bad customer service and shitty salespeople. Each branch is usually ran by some washed out frat boy that had a 0.5 GPA in college.

"Damn, I just wrecked my Jetta in that stupid snowstorm."
"Sucks for you cause now you got to rent a car from Enterprise Rent-A-Car."
"Fuck, shit, piss, damn, bitch!!!!!"

by mwood23 March 11, 2010

Entertainment Tonight

The combination of hole cards in Texas hold'em Poker including a King and an Eight.

When the flop came King-King-Eight, i went all in because i was holding Entertainment Tonight.

by Rowdy Butthole October 28, 2008

Entertainful

A person\thing\action which is full of entertainment.

"Get a load of me, i'm the life and soul of this party, i'm sooo entertainful" - A Titmuss 4:45am 14/10/2007

by Quasi1 January 4, 2009

Tripple Entendre

When a double entendre isnt evil enough, strive for a phrase to really confuse people, a Tripple Entendre.

An example of a Tripple Entendre.

12 Inches of Snow - This was the name of that album from that guy that did "Informer."
Meanings:
1. There can be 12 inches of snowfall.
2. The LP is a 12 inch record by Snow, the recording artist.
3. Snow, the recording artist, presumably has a 12 inch dick.

The Landing Strip
1. A gentlemen's club in Austin, Texas;

2. that is near Austin's airport;

3. and whose name describes one way in which some of its laborers might have groomed their nether regions.

Do black shoes have souls?

by Alikan February 11, 2010

double entendre

A word or phrase with two interpretations, one of which is ribald.

Dr. Evil: By "Caliber", I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their character...it's a homonym.

Number Two: No, Dr. Evil. It's called a "double entendre".

Dr. Evil: SILENCE, NUMBER TWO!!

(Number Two falls into a firy pit)

Number Two: AAAHHHHHH!!!

by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005