Located in Ypsilanti, Michigan this is one of the worst places for "higher education" known to man. The campus sucks, the athletic teams are a joke, social life is non-existent, and the admission standards are so low. Essentially, anyone with a pulse can get in here. Most of the people are commuter students and there is no such thing as an Eastern Michigan fan as the University of Michigan is close in nearby Ann Arbor. Eastern SUCKS!
Person 1: "Hey man, where are you going this fall?"
Person 2: "Oh, I'm going to Eastern Michigan University."
Person 1: "I'm going to Washtenaw. It's way cheaper, and it's a hell of a lot safer"
Person 2: "Losers only go to Washtenaw."
Person 1: "Yeah, well at least I'll be able to transfer to a better school, as no one takes Eastern seriously."
Person 2: "Oh, I'm going to Eastern Michigan University."
Person 1: "I'm going to Washtenaw. It's way cheaper, and it's a hell of a lot safer"
Person 2: "Losers only go to Washtenaw."
Person 1: "Yeah, well at least I'll be able to transfer to a better school, as no one takes Eastern seriously."
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