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Earlswood

A lovely part of England with a a beautiful variety of countryside. The people that live here are known to be lads and lasses that are very rich. Example of people: Joel Sowton, Ryan O'Donovan.
Joel: Alright, wanna go Redhill?
Ryan: Nahh its a shite hole lets stay in Earlswood.
by Steven Griffin February 21, 2013
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Uncle Earl

Noun: the act of bringing a woman to orgasm via cunnilingus.

History: At a wedding, Uncle Earl approached a stranger to explain “how to keep a woman happy” and gave explicit directions for cunnilingus. These instructions included, “ya' gotta just get in there, just - get - in - there!” accompanied by vigorous head shaking and an arm pumping action.
I can't wait to give my girl some Uncle Earl!
by Tapioca Farmer October 30, 2006
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Early Man

A super hero whose special power is to compulsively arrive at the scene of a crime hours befor it happens and then has to pooch around for fukin ages before foiling the criminals.
Stop there criminals.
Yo itz Early Man, how long you been waiting there you cock sucking butt fukker.
by BJOB O'Brien January 5, 2008
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Early bird gets the worm

What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson.😉💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚
Louis: “You know what they say, early bird gets the worm.” -while looking directly at Harry.💚💙
by Phantoms Night April 6, 2022
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christmas came early

The expression "christmas came early" originated in northern New Mexico. In this case, "christmas" refers to the unique combination of both red chile and green chile on your breakfast burrito. The fiery blend has a unique chemical reaction that results in premature bowel movements that are tainted with the fire of the chile. Thus, when one has a BM after consuming a christmas breakfast burrito, christmas is said to have come early.
Ralph: Oh, man! It's only 10:00 am and that loaf I dropped felt like fire!

Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.
by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008
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earlingus

A sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear. Like cunnilingus, but with an ear instead
I saw a guy giving his girlfriend earlingus in the movie theater. People nowadays have no shame!
by earlingus October 15, 2012
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early bird

An early bird is a term that refers to a guy that is easily aroused, cums too early, and lasts a short period of time.
"He was an early bird! I just started and he came all over me!"
by dickpleaser <3 May 20, 2010
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