Rusty Pile-driver

A shit-covered super hard-on violently penetrating any bodily orafice just before 'bustin a nut'.

As I was bangin' this chick's poop-chute, just before blowin' my load, I flipped her over and sunk a Rusty Pile-driver down her gob.

by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

designated backseat driver

the annoying drunk you're driving home that keeps yelling out directions to his/her house

drunk guy: yooo take a left right there
you: dude those are trees
drunk guy: just trust me....

drunk guy= designated backseat driver

by yomommasofat June 28, 2009

Side-Seat Driver

A who sits in the passenger seat and tells the driver how to drive.

"Yo, stop being a side-seat driver"

by 0462usa March 2, 2010

Asian Driver

-American Rice-Rocketeer: these are young, American born Asians who drive supped-up Japanese cars with weird lights, extra gauges, custom rims, and a lowered car. They are most annoying on the freeway, where they drive in the middle lane at 60MPH and always keep a 40 car distance between themselves and the car in front of them. They also have the fascinating tendency to not base their speed off of what their speedometer says, but by who is trying to pass them. This leads to them speeding up when you approach and slowing down when you get stuck and have to slow. Sometimes, Rice-Rocketeers trade in their brethren's cars and buy BMW's. However, they still act the same way. Also, it must be noted that this particular breed of Asian Driver has the curious tendency of backing their car up into parking spaces as opposed to driving into them. This always results in about 5 re-tries that hold up other parkers waiting their turn, and also tends to lead to a poor parking job with their car twisted or crooked in the space. No known answer for this strange, seemingly detrimental ritual has yet been found.

Hey look, theres an Asian Driver with a pointlessly decked out mazda, it must belong to a Rice Rocketeer. He could prolly smoke any of us with that car!

No way man, he's going 62mph, and he's gonna keep going 62mph.

What a fricken waste of a supped up engine then!

by Alucard van der Shwei December 4, 2011

Dumb Cunt Driver School

or DCDS. The driving school that some women must have gone to based on there utter lack of understanding of how to operate a motor vehicle or share the road with others.

After taking up 2/3 of the road and not allowing anyone by "she must have gone to Dumb Cunt Driver School to learn how to do that".
Or a woman pulls around a utility truck without looking for oncoming traffic so you almost end up in a head on collision then motions you to back up out of her way. She must have gone to a Dumb Cunt Driver School

by Pennyslvania Driver October 25, 2007

bus driver

1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively

1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."

2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"

by Nick D September 22, 2003

inconsiderate driver

When somebody is banging a chick from behind, and they change lanes without signaling.

My boyfriend is such an inconsiderate driver, he was giving it to me in my pink, and all of a sudden he pulls out and tries jamming it in my stink. I kicked him in the nuts and told him to let me know the next time he wants to stick it in my ass. I need lube.

by Stanley Ipkiss January 20, 2007