douché 

A term to be used in place of "touché", when an individual makes a good point but is a total asshat about it.

"The Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4, 1776."

"According to Wikipedia, it was signed on August 2, 1776. Wow, I can't believe you didn't know that...."

"Douché!"

douché by bell hooks December 7, 2010

Douché 

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion when a good or clever point made, usually in an extremely asshole-ish manner. and usually the expense of the person to which to comment is directed

-"no I don't want to eat at that restaraunt, it has a funky fish smell"
-"yea well, it's no worse than your girl's pootang"
-"ahhh, douché"

Douché by Kyndness February 5, 2010

douché 

a combination of the two words "douche" and "touché".

douche: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

touché: A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.

Noun

a comeback when a verbal joust is ended and not in your favor. in turn calling the other person a douche and acknowledging/congratulating them in a well constructed insult, or can't think of any other comeback.

White: Yeah you will take your chances.
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White: I know you just said that.
Peter: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White: Well I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: All right.
White: Douché.

Person #1: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Person #2: Did my raucous night with your mom keep you up?
Person #1: (too tired to think of a good comeback) Douché...

douché by blackchair March 18, 2010

Douchè 

A combination of the words "Douche" and "Touchè," it is when one person corrects another, or "Burns" another, and is being a real douche about it. A good example is when someone breaks a story up because he needs to correct some form of speech. The correct response to that is "Douchè"

Guy 1: So we was walking, and–
Guy 2: So we WERE walking. Learn how to speak!
Guy 1: Douchè

Douchè by Foil1212 August 28, 2010

douché 

A portmanteau of "touché" and "douche." When a person delivers a clever and cutting remark in response to another person's argument, the latter may respond with "Douché!" as acknowledgment of a good yet decidedly douchey response.

Dean: Where did I go wrong? How is my own brother drinking demon blood without me noticing?
Sam: Maybe if you stopped crying at every scenic road, you'd have noticed.

Dean: ... Douché.

douché by Chad the Anti-Douche June 28, 2009

Douché 

An exclamation someone makes when a douche manages to bring them down to their level.

Douche: "You thought that Forest Gump was in black and white."
You: "Douché."

Douché by DouchebagL September 7, 2010

Douché 

A French douche bag.

Pronounced doo-chay.

"Hahaha you are such a punk douché Pierre."

"Vont te tuer! Arrêtez de me taquiner à cause de mon héritage français!"

"Hahaha wut? See that is what I mean you are such a douché."

"Est-ce là le seul mot que vous savez comment dire, connard?!"

"Just shut up and eat your lunch, Pierre."

Douché by LWxxDark Wolf October 31, 2009