closet drinker

Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".

That guy is such a closet drinker.

by annonymous2u March 1, 2011

gas station coke drinker

People who are never seen without a big old 32 ounce coke, mountain dew or other large beverage from a gas station in their hand. They are also the last person in the world based upon their weight and existing diet that should be walking around 24/7/365 slammin down gallons of soda.

Here comes that fatass gas station coke drinker. She couldn't pass up a 32 ounce 600 calorie soda if her life depended upon it. She's always having to stop and pick one up on her way and then sitting down sucking it up and over her rotten ass teeth.

by WGator January 18, 2011

dinker

acts without thinking. never to be taken seriously. someone who wants to act out and have fun no matter what the consequences.

That guy just pooped on the windshield of that car, what a dinker!

by King Rat December 28, 2005

Puddle Drinker

One who replenishes their thirst with leftover rainfall which has landed on ground.

That Phil McFivenames is a puddle drinker.

by Puddle-Drinker-Anonymous June 24, 2017

period blood drinker

people that drink period blood because it’s warm and tasty

nero longing is over there being a period blood drinker

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

Donker

Pronunciation: DAWN-KERR
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural Donkers

The tissue projectile of the male species. Used for reproduction and in some small Oceania countries, it is used as a toothbrush.

Hello, woman, how would you feel about riding a unicycle and then you can all but karate chop my donker?

by B October 6, 2003

Social Drinker

A person who waits for everyone to get drunk at a party and then takes their money.

Oh **** that, my wallet is missing!!! Who the **** invited the social drinker???

by playahata gatorade July 23, 2009