disgrace

to be a source of embarrassment or silliness

as in jackie and daisy were a disgrace at the school musical after party.

by Little J. February 17, 2009

beer selection anxiety disorder

Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."

Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.

It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.

Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.

Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.

by whimzzical June 1, 2010

raging bitch disorder

When someone—typically a female—is a raging bitch 24/7 for no real reason. This is not an actual disorder like for example bipolar disorder but more a personality trait.

person 1: My sister is always so bitchy and I don't even know why!
person 2: Sounds like a case of raging bitch disorder.

by Jane Doe I Don't Even Know November 8, 2013

Distraccident

An accident caused by someone being distracted. The distraction is usually an incredibly hot chick. Happens frequently when driving and you do not notice the traffic has stopped in front of you because you are too busy staring at some beautiful peice of ass. Not limited to driving situations.

1. Wow, look at those legs. She should not be walking by the side of the road - that is a distraccident waiting to happen.

2. Barman 1: Oi you fartknocker, you just poured beer all over my leg cause you weren't looking.
Barman 2: sorry mate, it was a distraccident. Look at that hottie leaning on the arcade machine.
Barman 1: fair play.

by jimwade December 2, 2009

Stupid Bitch Disorder

A mentally paralyzing disorder usually afflicting a female coworker. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to, downright stupidity, inability to make rational decisions, possible involvement in sorority life, lack of communication skills, exuding premenstrual attitudes 97.5% of the month, mildly attractive (but not really), complete absence of driving abilities, and a few months from realizing she needs AA.

1) I feel so sorry for Emily, she has Stupid Bitch Disorder.

2) Friend 1: She is such a BITCH!

Friend 2: Yea, I think she has SBD.

3) I don't want to hear about your SBD, just do your fucking job... correctly this time.

by NicksADick July 30, 2010

your shirt look like a dishrag

the ultimate put down

This kid walked up to me and was like man luddy your shit is ghetto and I was like whatever man your shirt look like a dishrag. He was like damn.

by luddy July 22, 2004

attachment disorder

When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.

Erin: RE: Look at this picture!!
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.

by Jeremy in Denver January 30, 2008