Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

dickedjizzer

A man who's only able to reach climax while also being penetrated.

Lynn: Hey man, you have fun with Terry last night?
Gaz: Nah, he's a bit of a dickedjizzer and I wasn't ready to make that step on the second date.
Lynn: A dickedjizzer?
Gaz: Yeah you know, can only jizz when he's also being dicked.

by Mad_Gaz November 27, 2018

Dickedlicker

Sucks dick a lot

She was a dickedlicker because she licked dick a lot

by Kai A January 28, 2019

Dicked On

Getting dicked on is when you go home to visit your mom and she tells you to do the dishes. Instead of actually doing the dishes, you fucking kill her.

Johnny: "Aye bro how was your visit last night at your mom's house?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Yeah bro, I got totally fucking dicked on."
Johnny: "Oh shit is she fucking okay?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Nah son, that bitch is fuckin' dead."

by Cuckashi January 29, 2019

Dicked

When you get very high very fast

“Oh man. I’m so dicked right now”

by DickedBoy April 20, 2019

Dissed & dismissed

After hooking up or dating someone, they disrespectfully dump you & move on

Me: hey Marko, did gee ever call you back?
Marko: no, I keep texting & calling but she’s not responding.
Me: oooosh bro, you got dissed & dismissed!!!

by Kkengleberry November 25, 2019

Dicked

When a guy mistakes you for a girl at a party and you punch him so hard his lights go out

"I just dicked some guy"

by doin ya mom doin doin ya mom October 22, 2019