Of course I fell in love with him; without a doubt, he is a dexter. What would you do in that situation?
by Lollybird February 3, 2010
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Eric's mom used to be a dexhead; now she can't recall where she lived.
Eric's mom used to be a dexhead; now she can't recall where she lived.
by The Red November 1, 2007
Get the dexheads mug.a.) dating via text messaging: Dexting is most often practiced by males for whom actual dating is unfeasible and by nature the dexting relationship is invariably one-way. When asked, the female in the dexting relationship will be aloof to her "dexter"'s intentions and advances. Men most likely to be dexters are worm farmers, trekkies, and unemployed "artists".
(based on a true dexting experience)
dexter: Good morning beautiful
girl: lol...we haven't even met
dexter: i know u r tho
(8 hours later)
dexter: what are you doing
girl: hanging out w my friend
dexter: oh i see
(16 hours later)
dexter: So are you just not interested?! or do you dislike me or did i do something wrong?! I don't understand you.
girl: what?!
dexter: i can tell you're too wrapped up in yourself. It would never have worked between us.
dexter: Good morning beautiful
girl: lol...we haven't even met
dexter: i know u r tho
(8 hours later)
dexter: what are you doing
girl: hanging out w my friend
dexter: oh i see
(16 hours later)
dexter: So are you just not interested?! or do you dislike me or did i do something wrong?! I don't understand you.
girl: what?!
dexter: i can tell you're too wrapped up in yourself. It would never have worked between us.
by Vanheezy18 January 1, 2012
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Person 2: "that's just me, I heard a funny joke and I have been Dexing ever since."
Person 2: "that's just me, I heard a funny joke and I have been Dexing ever since."
by JH 9/11 September 12, 2016
Get the Dexing mug.A male child with large appendages including large hands, large feet, and an unusually strong interest in female breasts.
by Arthur Picones September 7, 2011
Get the Dexter mug.To save the shows recorded on your Tivo from imminent deletion.
The graphic icon used to indicate that a recorded show may be deleted to make room for new recordings features an exclamation point. Thus you save the recording by "de-exclamation-point"-ing the show.
The penultimate status of a show that may be deleted does not have the exclamation point, but instead a yellow dot. To extend the life of these shows is to "de-yellow."
The graphic icon used to indicate that a recorded show may be deleted to make room for new recordings features an exclamation point. Thus you save the recording by "de-exclamation-point"-ing the show.
The penultimate status of a show that may be deleted does not have the exclamation point, but instead a yellow dot. To extend the life of these shows is to "de-yellow."
I'll come to bed in a moment; first I have to dexclaim my shows.
I forgot to deyellow last night and I lost this week's episode.
I forgot to deyellow last night and I lost this week's episode.
by millsxtwo January 1, 2009
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