declan

a guy who cant touch he's toes.

Person 1: i'm not flexible at all
Person 2: you must be a Declan

by THE_DANKEST_MEMES July 31, 2017

declan

A funny god, but also ugly and dumb with a micro-peen

Declan is so funny but he looks like shrek

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

Pulling a Declan

When your triggered and rage quit mid-game, then remove and block everyone from your friends list. Its like rage quitting but for the biggest of losers and the ultra mega super gay.

1. Josh: "Yo Declan wanna play some Call of Duty?"
Declan: *Declan has left the party*
Josh: "Oh wow he just pulled a Declan."

2. Person 1: I tried inviting Joe to a game of League of Legends but I couldn't find him on my friends list."
Person 2: "Joe pulled a Declan last night and removed everyone from his friends list."

3. Person 1: "Steve raged when I beat him in a 1v1 yesterday and now I can't invite him to my party. Do you think he is pulling a Declan?"

Person 2: "Totally."

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018

decaffitated

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.

"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

Decade

A very ugly and gay band who's songs are so bad that it feels like they last a decade.

That band was so bad, it almost sounded like Decade, the ugliest and stupedist band of the millenium.

by decadeband December 13, 2003

Declare Bunko

To declare bunko on something is to label it terrible. A declaration of bunko should only be used in cases of extreme bunkness.

I lost my keys, my car got stolen, and my dog ran away. I declare bunko on this whole day.

by Linguist123456 October 3, 2007

declan lee

the truth.
the purest of angels.
never lies.

-the chosen one-

declan lee gets all the pussy

by weinusmcgeinus April 6, 2016