The study of the elusive
micropenis; the natural science
concerned with the structure, growth, origin, evolution,
distribution, and taxonomy of micro-penises. Someone who studies micropenology is considered a micropenologist.
A: "Did you see that guy's
micropenis?"
B: "No, I couldn't- it was just too small!"
A: "Well, if
you would have majored in micropenology,
you would have been able to"