Cuckster

A cross between a cuckhold and a hipster.

Phil is a total Cuckster, he probably enjoys watching his girlfriend get banged by other dudes and when they're done he pours the other guy a glass of Kombucha then goes down on his girlfriend and performs cleanup duty.

by SpencerDawg November 28, 2022

Cucumber Disease

Where everything tastes like cucumbers

Or

Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber

Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings

Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away

by aileennlov3 December 8, 2022

Cumcussion

A cumcussion is when you cum on a girl forehead so hard she gets knocked out by the pressure

Yo I gave that btich a cumcussion

by Dre the cum god January 22, 2023

Cucumber vibes

Someone who doesn't fit into a mold of either aggressive behavior or nice, something akin to a cucumber, not evil yet brings an uneasy feeling.(Like cucumber scarring cats because of snakes.)

P1: You are giving me cucumber vibes right now.

P2: What the fuck?

P1: EXACTLY YOU ARE SO CUCMBER VIBES RIGHT NOW!!!

by god of cinder March 7, 2023

Cumcussion

When you bust a heavy nut so hard you forget where you are.

I think I have a cumcussion, I forgot that I was in my room!

by itsAttakk May 7, 2023

Cuiusesomeus

In a legal context, “Cuiusesomeus” refers to a situation within a courtroom where one party, typically the prosecution, declines or avoids engaging in substantive conversation or negotiation with court personnel, leading to a potential impediment in the legal proceedings.

“During the trial, the defence attorney sought cooperation from the prosecution in sharing evidence, but encountered a “Cuiusesomeus” attitude that hindered the efficient exchange of information.”

by WorldClassChampion October 11, 2023

Big Cucumber Band

A band that makes music for porn videos.

Man that music is funny, it sounds like it could be background music in a porn video.

Yeah, it must be from a Big Cucumber Band.

by Tobycatz April 2, 2010