chumbler

one who is the total opposite of being humble, sincere, honest, kind. someone who is usually a conceited, stuckup bitch or ass who thinks that they are always right, totally perfect, and extra cool, while in reality they are intolerable.

Julie was such a chumbler that she started to lose all decent friends as she became more & more egotistical

by Z-gurl September 19, 2008

crumplet

a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).

"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"

by w2454 October 17, 2008

crumplefingers

when a small child goes up to his parents and requests his pocket money, he is refused so the child grinds his parents up with a mincer until all that is left is their crumpled little fingers.

little andy richens did a crumplefingers on his parents, they were sorry they didn't give him the 50p he asked for

by michael razen November 14, 2006

chumble spuzz

Chumble spuzz, is some unbeknownst wad of something that one finds in their pants, usually after strenuous work.

after i got home my the garbage-picking run, i found some chumble spuzz in my pants.

by jAkE March 10, 2005

that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century

well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles

by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004

crumbling cheese extravaganza

when you and a sexual partner of your choosing go into a really dark room perferably the basement and then they start to take off all of their clothes except their socks and they begin to spray cheese into each others sexual holes. after this process is finished the male begins to ejaculate and the female or other male licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis

last night after jon and i got home from dinner we went into the basement and gave each other a crumbling cheese extravaganza

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

Apple Crumbles

When you crumble a booger (boogoo) onto the person sitting next to you.

Apple crumbles!!!! (This of course is yelled whilst the crumbling is happening.)

by freedomfries July 8, 2014