Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. by steppaz April 8, 2021
Get the crookmug. A pro Epic gamer who is obviously the best streamer on twitch, YouTube and literally every streaming platform.
"Who's the best streamer in the world?" "Crooke!"
by its.Crooke August 7, 2019
Get the Crookemug. Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.
by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025
Get the Crooks Countymug. I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.
A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.
A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.
She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".
by BadBob816 September 28, 2021
Get the crooked downmug. by Pirate Oncologist May 21, 2017
Get the Crookmug. A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranchmug.