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Creampie Virgin

Someone who has never had a guy cum inside of them before.
Friend #1: We finally had sex and she let me finish inside her!

Friend #2: She’s definitely not a creampie virgin anymore bro!
by JFC96 April 4, 2025
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Boston Creampie

The act of ejaculating inside a MIT undergraduate whilst saying "F**k You, Oh yeah" in a concentrated, pronounced Bostonian accent. Duration varies between six seconds to a full two minutes. In order to be accurate, one must wear one of the following while committing this act: A Celtics jersey, New England Patriots Jersey, or red socks. After ejaculation the partners must deposit the semen into a cup of New England clam chowder - only New England - and thereafter consume it with Irish beer.
Goodness fucking gracious do you smell that good-ass clam chowder? A couple must've gave each other a Boston Creampie!
by Lá Big Cheese June 20, 2017
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Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.
I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.
by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024
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Strawberry Creampie

When an individual is penetrated barebacked and gets an anal fissure. When the top ejaculates it thus creates a “strawberry cream pie” with the mixture of semen and blood.
Brandon accidentally gave Kyle a strawberry creampie when they hooked up. When he pulled out, he saw pinkish white froth.
by TeddyBear_ABQ September 28, 2025
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Slapstick Creampie

The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.
After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.

She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023
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National Creampie Day

On this day November 18 any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.
Did you know today is National Creampie day and I get to put you in a pretzel
by Marcus502 November 18, 2024
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creampied

When you be doing a girl and accidentally nut in her
I flipped her over, unable to hold back any longer. Her ass was an invitation I couldn't resist. I slapped her cheeks before guiding my cock into her from behind. Doggy style, I could go even deeper, and the angle had her screaming in ecstasy. "Such a fucking slut for my cock," I praised, as her boobs swung beneath her with the force of my thrusts.

We were both chasing that high, our bodies slapping together in a frenzy of desire. "I'm gonna fill your cunt with my cum," I warned, feeling the familiar tightening in my balls.

"Do it, fill me up," she begged, pushing back against me, meeting my every stroke.

Our bodies were slick with sweat, the room filled with the raw, animalistic sounds of our fucking. I could feel her pussy clenching around me, her orgasm building. "Fuck, I'm close," I gritted out, as her walls fluttered and contracted.

With a final, powerful thrust, we both tumbled over the edge. "Oh, shit, I'm cumming," I roared, as my cock pulsed and spurted inside her. Her pussy milked me, drawing out every last drop of my hot, thick load.

We collapsed in a tangle of limbs, our chests heaving. I pulled out slowly, and we both watched as my cum started to seep out of her well-fucked pussy, dripping down her thighs. "Goddamn, that's so fucking hot," I said, my voice still rough with desire. She smiled back at me, satiated and thoroughly fucked, a glint of mischief in her eyes. "Next time, it's your turn to beg," she said with a wink.

Girls love getting creampied
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