calcoholic

Someone who is addicted to playing graphing calculator games.

Ryan is such a calcoholic I see him playing Pimp Quest on his TI-83 every day in the commons before class, during class, and even hanging out outside after school.

by Kool Mint Flava January 25, 2010

calculated risk

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.

Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .

by santidal December 20, 2013

calculator

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

by yoloswagmlg December 1, 2014

Calcitrificant

|kalˈseˈtrifikənt|

adjective.

1. a meaningless word that may be used in place of large words to confuse the less educated.
2. interchangeable with squanch, but classier.

This wine is most calcitrificant.
I know it's a joke; i was simply being calcitrificant.
I'm overwhelmed by the calcitrificance of it all.

by Egodeath June 18, 2018

calc error

When you accidentally have sex with ur mom

New year...new calc error

by McLoviiiiiin January 2, 2018

Calc

A word I made up for saying "Calc u later"
The action of throwing a calculator at someone

What did you learn?
"Calc"
Calculus?
"Calc"

by Senboy123 January 9, 2021

Calcing

When a teacher at school bends over in front of you showing their ass in full show, double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

“Oh i love it when miss calc’s in my face, so round!, ahh i love Calcing!”

by Jojobeds January 24, 2022