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crouching tiger

v. to administer a butt-whipping
Cut that out before I jump over this counter and crouching tiger your ass.
by ironpope November 7, 2003
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coughing induced seizures

.23% of all diening babies have them!
ohh my zeus that baby is having a coughing induced seizures.
by bobert twinkle September 29, 2007
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Tea Cotching

Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.
by Brap Tingsies August 28, 2010
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Ounching

The act of being gulible
You had better stop ounching before you cause some real damage.
by Turbo Teacha October 28, 2007
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Double clutching

When a hoe takes on two or more dicks at the same time
Guy 1: Yo, Sheena new “man” don’t know is she is the biggest double clutching slut in the hood!

Guy 2: Hahaha, man that hoe messing around with John, Matt and Quameer at the same time? What a simp
by Joos man June 12, 2018
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Power Couching

(V)- To sit on a couch that has no back legs to prevent the act of falling while you are sleeping. The couch has to have 2 cuhions, with the exception of couches that fat men broke while fixing the ceiling. Any couch that meetd the following requirements is said to be "powerful" due to superior comfortability, sitting, and awesomeness. (N)- Powerful Couch
(A)
Nouns-
"OPC(Original Power Couch)"- Currently residing in Patrick Opps bedroom.
"DC(DJs Couch)"- Currently residing in a welfare ran home(Not DJs, hes republican).
"NCWNATSOA"(Nurses Couch Were Not Allowed To Sit On Anymore)- Was once so powerful due to location at a school, but the bitch-ass red guy, A.K.A Bitch-ass Red Guy, exclaimed the haulting of our Couching Priveleges.
Verbs-
Dude 1- Dude i slept on this couch that coincidentely had no back legs and only 2 cushions.
Dude 2- Dude, you were power couching on accident!
by DOWNS SKAMP DUMP March 18, 2009
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clutching the pearls

when a flamboyant male homosexual (Queen) animatedly grabs at their neck to express disbelief or bewilderment.
after it was announced that he was runner up in the talent contest, Sabation screamed out "well i never" and was seen clutching the pearls as he stormed off the stage.
by LORD Mi EGO December 14, 2014
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