The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
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Iceberg enjoyed the most prosperity of the three, he grew the roundest and thickest amateur afro outside of Africa, it’s rumored that he had the ability too make 16 biros disappear in his hair. The icebergs craps game became the most baller shit going around and at the17th ESPN annual craps championship he rolled 77 sevens in the finals against Leonard Washington becoming a millionaire in the process, when asked by world press what he did with the money he answered“I bought my mamma a car, and spent the rest of it on PCP”.
Like all good things the golden triangle got to powerful and un-baller, it sold the rights to the name due to Icebergs PCP addiction and quickly cheap copies emerged. This was aided by the allusive glimmer man who sold and marketed it as a cheap birth control pill this quickly saw the once great Golden triangle become noting more then a forgotten memory.
The original Golden Triangle members still keep in contact and craps every other Tuesday.
Iceberg enjoyed the most prosperity of the three, he grew the roundest and thickest amateur afro outside of Africa, it’s rumored that he had the ability too make 16 biros disappear in his hair. The icebergs craps game became the most baller shit going around and at the17th ESPN annual craps championship he rolled 77 sevens in the finals against Leonard Washington becoming a millionaire in the process, when asked by world press what he did with the money he answered“I bought my mamma a car, and spent the rest of it on PCP”.
Like all good things the golden triangle got to powerful and un-baller, it sold the rights to the name due to Icebergs PCP addiction and quickly cheap copies emerged. This was aided by the allusive glimmer man who sold and marketed it as a cheap birth control pill this quickly saw the once great Golden triangle become noting more then a forgotten memory.
The original Golden Triangle members still keep in contact and craps every other Tuesday.
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