Corona Calendar

A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.

The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 31, 2020

Corona discharge

Overdosing on beer causes one to ejaculate Corona.

A man drinks too much beer will have symptoms of corona discharge.

by scienceA+ March 17, 2009

coronafication

v. The process of being coronafied.

Stop with all that coronafication of my my blunt fool ! Dry your lips on your doo rag or sumthin sheee muther father sheeee.
or Dude that fools deep into his coronafication, think we should hide his keys ?

by gandhja man March 11, 2020

Corona Shots

What we'll all get after they find a vaccine. Then after everyone except the ant-vaxx moms gets an incredibly painful needle injected into their arm, we all go to bars and get shots of Corona. And 100 years later, some other epidemic pops up and we're screwed AGAIN.

Hey M8, wanna get our Corona Shots?

by WrySquirrel3069 March 19, 2020

Corona bona

Corona-bona noun a version of the morning glory ( erect penis in the morning with no stimulation) but where ones partner is also in lockdown and thus can’t help

“Hi honey I’ve woken with a corona bona and your not hear to play”

by Travisty43 April 17, 2020

CORONA TIME

The realisation that corona virus isn’t just a meme and it’s finally come to your country 😬

Oh shit it’s corona time

by I don’t even know babe April 19, 2020

Corona time

The phrase annoying kids say when someone runs out of toilet paper or face masks during 2020.

Karen- *can’t find any toilet paper and fruit snacks for the soccer team*
12 year olds- *grabs a microphone and screams “ITS CoRoNa TiME”*
Karen- shut up you little gay kid where’s your parent??

by woah that’s me!! April 24, 2020