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Horse cork

A cork that was once in a horses ass and now in a humans ass to serve as a but plug
Hey are you going to use that horse cork?
by ET-HAN123 January 18, 2018
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Cork It

A hip greeting developed at the University of Maine similar to a fist bump. The difference is that after contact, you spin your fist as though you are popping the cork off of a wine bottle. Make sure to say 'cork it!'.

Source: Zac @UMaine
Man 1: Yo, sweet fleece bro.
Man 2: Hey thanks man.
Man 1: Cork It!
Both men proceed to cork it.
by Swixerman January 31, 2018
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fishie cork

When your tampon that is full of blood falls out onto the floor.
EW! Her fishie cork just fell out of her va-j.j.
by karen the pumpkin October 16, 2019
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Otto Corked

When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.
"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."

"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"

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"So happy the air gone."

"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."

or

"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."

"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"

or

"I ight to be home later."

"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."
by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021
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Cork Snorkler

One who gets drunk from consuming nothing but wine.
Person 1:"Did you see Cris last night downing all that wine"
Person 2: " Yeah he's a total cork snorkler"
by TheMcDonalds69 August 12, 2021
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Skin Cork

The proper name for someones non-erect cock that has been placed in someones throat, making said cocks girth increase no larger than the size of a cork. Similar to skinflute. A common occurrence in Canada.
Canadians are always putting their skin corks down my throat and I find it rather bothersome. I don't want a cork of skin in my throat, it is gross.
by Canadians With Bobblyheads August 27, 2012
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Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.
Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.
by anonymous May 17, 2023
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