connor craib

a increasingly large eared parasite looks abit like ones poo

eurrghh you look like connor craib

by fannymcfartalot October 18, 2011

Connor Poo

Connor Poo, he is a fat guy who talks bad about people and ends up getting beat up in school, gets slammed on a table and therefore shits in his pants, all over the table and proceeds to run away with poop dripping down his leg. Then gets suspended for having been beat up, then pooping.

Hey look, it’s Connor Poo!
Connor Poo shit his pants!

by SomeRandomDudeLol December 11, 2019

harry cannon

A mans penis. Harry as in Harry monk (seminal fluid, sperm or spunk). Cannon (penis) the weapon firing the "harry"

E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.

by Harrison Lee June 2, 2007

sperm cannon

a synonym for penis; a term describing the male member at the point of sexual climax...ohhhhh yea

Whoa! Did you see all of that jizz that shot out of his sperm cannon? That was INTENSE!

by captain shickadance May 22, 2011

Seal Cannon

You take your balls and lay them gently in her mouth. You then lay your penis up her face towards her forehead. She then makes noises such as a seal would make, which causes you to ejaculate.

Robert: Hey Adam I heard you had a great experience with that seal cannon yesterday. How did that go?

Adam: Oh Robert, it was amazing! I came like a cannon shooting off.

by Doc Starr June 8, 2016

O’ Connor

O’Connor is the word you would use to describe your best guy friend and the only person you can trust.

Dude I need an O’ Connor in my life!

by Donttouchmyarm March 2, 2019

chest cannons

Large, attractive breasts

"God damn, look at the chest cannons on that girl over there"

by ry sly July 22, 2008