Confuses

Works synonymously with "confused".

Jay Von Kralzenx: It's not easily confuses with another game 😭
James Jonah Jameson: *confused
Jay Von Kralzenx: Nah

by Jay Von Kralzenx July 25, 2024

confusalated

Confused a lot and funny

I’m am very confusalated

by Orangewatermelon123 September 5, 2023

confuseopoly

A monopoly that is held together by being too confusing so that no-one can figure out who is being shafted or how they're being shafted.

I just asked three friends of mine in the music industry how much a million Spotify streams pays and they gave me three different answers. The artists are complaining they don't get paid enough, what's happening?

It's a confuseopoly.

by direstraitsfan March 27, 2024

Confuse a Nic Phase

When you and your bsf act angry at eachother so your friend, Nic is confused, this Phase ends when you feel like it

A:hey, ready for the Confuse a Nic Phase?
B:yeah, let's go

by Sandwich lover 474736 May 11, 2024

Confusebait

The act of intentionally confusing someone, similar to "ragebait". Typically done online.

I confusebaited an entire server yesterday!

by Tank_Nature March 24, 2025

Good Confuse

When someone says/does something or an event unfolds that your mind can not comprehend. When something catches you off guard. Only to be used when you need a way to say you are more than just confused, but the situation has done you a good confuse.

*Kyle and Jason walk into a 7-11 to purchase a large quantity of slim jims

Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"

by FryradDarad January 13, 2020

Ana kazashimo confuseified

It's when you die.

Yo, man Ana kazashimo confuseified

by Mahue Hoisenburg May 28, 2016