cocker'n hell

Drunk...Very drunk...so drunk you have to close one eye so you only see one set of lines on the highway to get yourself home. (Disclaimer: if your think drunk then you probably shouldn't be driving home in the first place)

I drank so much last night that I was cocker'n hell.

by Robertpaulchapagne November 15, 2019

Cocker

1. noun, a synonym of friend or mate. Usually used in the North of England (Yorkshire), among other places.

2. noun, an insult, similar to arse hole or dick head. May be used in a homophobic manner. Seemingly used in North America and other English-speaking countries.

1. 'Eyup, cocker! You off down t' pub?'

2. 'That Jeremy guy, he's a right cocker - I heard he sucked off two guys at a gay bar the other night...'

by TheYorkshireTerrance December 19, 2019

cockers

A play on the British game conckers, I which the two opposing players both swing a string with a chestnut on the end into each other, the first player who's chestnut breaks looses.

This rendition instead uses the opposing players testicles and/or ovaries, which are swung until one breaks, declaring the winner.

Me and my homies just played a sick game of cockers, but since were now down a player, want to join?

by Bongrips and Big Titties January 1, 2020

Cockerino

A word used to tell them they are too cocky at something and it is more relaxed to say cockerino

Why are you so cockerino you just lost

by BoboRozo October 18, 2019

Cockcertain

Like cocksure, but more so.

Byron isn’t even cocksure, they are cockcertain.

by Phenobabydoll February 17, 2020

Cockler

Gay friend u cant beat the shit out of because their dad will fucking destroy u

My friend is a massive cockler in class

by Chesthairer March 4, 2020

cocker stoner

some one who is high or drunk the acts like a chicken or an asshole

your such a cocker stoner you need to chill

by Mason76817 May 8, 2020