shadow caster

A pest, a nuisance, someone who follows you around constantly, but poses no danger like a stalker.

That guy is such a shadow caster. Every time I turn around, there he is...all up in my face.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.

The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015

Coasted

To be "curved" or avoided when flirting.

She just coasted me when I told her she had pretty eyes.

by Attacked February 16, 2017

Caster

Verb:

1. To go both ways on an issue.

2. To attempt to have your cake and eat it too.

Obama totally Castered that health care reform debate when he tried to appease Republicans and keep that public option in at the same time.

Caster Semenya castered that race when she ran it with a pair of testes in her belly.

by Frank3780 September 11, 2009

Copster

An officer of the law who is 90% hipster and 10% cop. Can be distinguished by a handle bar mustache, pearl handle revolver, poncharelli sunglasses and low riding tight fitting pants with a very slim fit around the calf and ankle. The look is finished with a military issue black distressed boot.

I was at the bar last night and the next thing I know this Copster walks in like he owns this place telling everyone to "touch it on the back". Not sure what he meant but wasn't going to start asking question as I felt like he was threatening me and acting aggressive.

by Diggybuts April 14, 2011

Chaster sauce

when you try and fart but you end up crapping your pants just a little bit.

Dude when I got up this morning I thought I had to fart but I Chaster sauced.

I'm afraid if I try and fart I will Chaster sauce.

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

chasterboop

Performing the 3 major recreational activities at one time. Included: chewing tobacco, masturbating, and taking a poop.

"Dude I was so hungover yesterday I could barely even chasterboop."

by tony scotti March 30, 2011