clown-weiny

(n): The male genitalia of a comic entertainer, normally implementing exaggerated makeup and costume; typically denser than water.

The children became either manic-depressives or serial killers after Johnny's mom misread an advertisement and hired a clown-weiny for the birthday party.

Kids: What's that rainbow thing that at the bottom of the pool?
Adults: Gasp!

by Mr__P October 29, 2009

Clown Suit

In some MMO's the collection of equipment that provides the best stats do not aesthetically match (so called Best in Slot, so while your character may be performing the best that they can with the equipment, they resemble a clown in the mismatched colors and styles of the armor that they're wearing.

With that last piece of shoulder armor that I got, I'm now wearing a clown suit.

by Lord Butterknife April 23, 2011

class clown

A class clown is someone that has a huge amount of confidence (but some might just be conceited).They are the ones that make students laugh to get attention. It is class clowns that are well known and sometimes even part of the popular kids. They tend to have a bit of a vendetta against teachers or those of higher authority.

As soon as a teacher leaves the class clowns are the ones who will go berserk

by Acidee August 22, 2011

Down to Clown

To engage in shenanigans, allowing all inhibitions to be released into one glorious act of tomfoolery.

- Did you see the hott piece last night?
- Yeah, she was totally Down to Clown!

by Robb the Knob 937 February 1, 2010

Clowns Kitchen

Any McDonalds Store

Person a; Whatcha going to cook for dinner?
Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?

by Anecdotal November 28, 2012

Felching the clown

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

by Selevan May 3, 2013

Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.

Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.

by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015