clown-weiny

(n): The male genitalia of a comic entertainer, normally implementing exaggerated makeup and costume; typically denser than water.

The children became either manic-depressives or serial killers after Johnny's mom misread an advertisement and hired a clown-weiny for the birthday party.

Kids: What's that rainbow thing that at the bottom of the pool?
Adults: Gasp!

by Mr__P October 29, 2009