Clobber

1. The act of thrusting oneself to another human being with one's own head and/or body parts.

2. to utilize the body as a weapon to inflict harm upon one or more persons in the proximity of said body weapon.

John and Kameron love to clobber each other on the daily, no homo.

by vajenjen69 November 12, 2010

Chombers

An exclamation of excitement and enjoyment. It is only ever used in positive circumstances and situations.

A way to exclaim your overwhelming joy and ecstasy that you experience about something so awesome that has just happened.

Another way to say cheers.

When finding a Rochefort 10 in your refrigerator after you thought you had no more: "Chombers! Life is grand!"

When something so incredible happened while hanging out with all of your friends: "So many chombers! This is the best day ever!"

by facefacemaster August 8, 2012

ladder climber

A corporate shill who is the utmost example of selfishness. They are the most unenlightened breed of human being next to a literal religious terrorist. Purely driven by ego, they stop at nothing and no one to get what they want with absolute disregard for others. They see life with blinders on, they are constantly defensive and they are sociopathic in nature. CEOs all climbed the ladder to the top, using the necks of others, usually those who actually created something, as rungs on this ladder. They are abysmal human beings who now exist in droves in corporate America. They have ruined the U.S.A. and should be ashamed of themselves, but even more so, the U.S. citizens need to recognize the shame they have brought upon the U.S., a once actually great country, now living anecdotally through lies, rabble, manipulation, war, and fear. Shame on U.S. for letting these people take what is ours. Especially since money is merely a human construct to being with. These are fake people, that know everything they do is wrong, yet they continue to do it out of an even greater fear than that of which they propagate as they build their onion-skin of an image. Pathetic.

I refuse to be a ladder climber at this soulless company. I quit.

by Waxil July 22, 2014

Chomb

another term for blowing a load, cumming, busting a nut. a favorite of kids from who try to fool their teachers, and parents

kid A: you dude i was so about to chomb but then she stopped

kid B: dude thats weak

by bigdd man April 28, 2009

clambake

A group of women with shaved beavers sunbathing in the buff. The aim is to leave no tan lines. Very common on European nude beaches.

A lot of voyeur sites just feature clambake beach pics.

by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011

Chombie

A Chinese person who usually possesses a graduate level degree working in an academic, biotechnological or pharmaceutical setting who has demonstrated a disregard for contact with their American coworkers.

Hey look, that chombie is working 80 hours a week and is asocial.

by aslkdfgjsalkfjaskl September 24, 2010

Clambake

The female version of the teabag.

Whilst snapping some pics for our church Youth Group newsletter Lana suddenly straddled my head and clambaked me. What would Jese think?

by Capt Scotty December 14, 2008