clacked

The action of getting ran into on a ski slope. Usually a result of a gaper taking slow, unpredictable turns that take up the entire mountain.

Dude that gaper made a turn out of nowhere and I clacked him!
Sorry I'm late, I almost clacked this gaper back there.

by Reih April 25, 2008

Clark Sumner

The best person in the history of the world ever.
And he will be my husband and we will have babies. :)

"Woah, that guy over there is a real Clark Sumner!

by llamaloverDUCKFUK August 2, 2011

caskin

A person with a big dick and normally blonde to brown hair and loves camping and loves to give love away

Look Caskin's camping again

by Kidperson December 17, 2016

Tennessee banjo in the casket

While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.

Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.

by JLBIII December 9, 2010

Glass Casket

Glass Casket are a death metal band from NC (formed in 2001) consisting of members from Between the Buried and Me and Narayan. They currently have two albums. Their sound is brutal and emotional. Give 'em a listen. You'll like 'em.

Glass Casket will destroy your face.

by MonochromeHeaven October 14, 2008

Clark & The Burkeman

"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."

"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."

by Meestah Fujisan January 1, 2009

clackus

Kind of the village idiot type...moron,fool,jackass. Anyone who doesnt have a clue and continually gets beat down or laughed at just for being himself.

also can be used as an expression of frustration: You whack your thumb with a hammer ..."ahhh Clackus !! "

What the hell were you thinkin?? dont be such a Clackus !

tom : Did you see that Clackus over there with the velcro sneakers??

mike : yea ! nobody wears those anymore...what a Clackus !

by bullhillbilly February 18, 2010