solipsistic claptrap

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(could also be solipsistic cRaptrap)

His solipsistic claptrap is so yawn...

by PiaB June 23, 2008

Eric Clapton

The whitest guitar player alive, a man who plays with ­the feel and emotion of
a wet dishwag.

'God' of ripping off black blues players.

Eric Clapton, 'God' of inadvertently ripping off black blues players without credit.

by st April 21, 2005

Clapter

applause, either that of a group of people, as in an audience, or a single retard.

That retard is always quick with the clapter at inappropriate times. I wonder if he understands that this is a professional presentation, not a third grade book report.

by FBurg1 April 9, 2008

clantastic

A word which combines with classic and fantastic, which reinforces how good something is.
NOTE: the "clan" part has nothing to do with a group of people, just CLAssic and faNTASTIC.

"holy shitzer, the scent of bud combined with carpet is clantastic"

"a wuw, this prop bad bada bass is clantastic"

by Scott N and Andrew W May 24, 2004

Clanton

Verb: The act of striking someone with a bike lock

Noun: A bike lock someone keeps ready for use as a weapon

Verb: If you don't back off I'm going to clanton you in the head.

Noun: I always keep my clanton ready, just in case

by Boxing Spider June 13, 2018

clarts

genital warts

"my god man, your cock is clarts!"

by aeon November 11, 2003

Eric Clapton

One of the most one overrated guitar players of all time. Compared to Jimi Hendrix he's barely a guitar player. Don't get me wrong, I think Clapton is a great guitarist but I'm tired of my grandma telling me how amazing he is when I've listened to a lot of his stuff and have his records. Jimi Hendrix kicks his ass by far.

Eric Clapton is not "god" -_-

by Pleading The Fifth January 17, 2012