A person most likely Repunklican that believes every lie that the 45th POTUS utters, no matter how unbelievable the information. See also Cognitive dissonance and morally bankrupt
Mitch McConnell is such a chumptard, you can see him and his Kneel & Bob Economics stumping for Chump 45, and all of their corporate masters.
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A tiny latina girl. She is the literal size of a chihuahua but is very kind and intelligent being. Also very beautiful
by nobodyneedstoknow777 June 28, 2021
Get the Chumpitaz mug.A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:
- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket
- Rubs your back a lot
- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes
- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding
- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)
- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events
- Leggings under their shorts in the gym
- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by
- Does poos in clubs
- Cologne that smells of musk
- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales
- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture
- Loves a Big Mac
- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification
- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport
- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke
- Most likely lives in the south of England
- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket
- Rubs your back a lot
- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes
- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding
- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)
- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events
- Leggings under their shorts in the gym
- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by
- Does poos in clubs
- Cologne that smells of musk
- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales
- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture
- Loves a Big Mac
- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification
- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport
- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke
- Most likely lives in the south of England
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