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chomphu by sweetheartsgurls November 21, 2021
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Chompuccino 

A person who is being rude and acting like a kook towards other people.
That chompuccino is taking all the waves
Chompuccino by Surfingsossie July 5, 2019
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the residue at the bottom of a chocolate milk glass that only appears to drunk people.
Damn mom, i was watching a movie but there was chomphie in my chocolate milk
chomphie by Christina Generales December 15, 2008

Chompurino 

A person who ignorantly hurts another person due to them being unskilled for the task or activity.
That chompurino just road straight over me
Chompurino by Surfingsossie July 17, 2019
The person on the ball-receiving end of a teabag from a whompus.

See Whompus to get a better viewpoint.
HOLY FUCK!!! Yesterday that whompus turned me into a chompus while I was asleep!!!
chompus by John Bolinshey May 6, 2008

chomchure 

v. The act of eating a vagina in a "slushy" state.
I had to do a chomchure to clean up the mess I made before.
chomchure by steaksauce March 6, 2003

Chompush 

The phenomenon whereby the force of a bite displaces the fillings of a sandwich or burger away from the eater, possibly resulting in fillings leaking disappointingly onto the plate. Also a verb.
The sandwich enthusiasts were so frustrated by chompush they took to eating sandwiches that had been glued together with an edible adhesive.

The Earl of Sandwich had no time for chompush, thank-you-very-much, so wouldn't tolerate his invention having any more than two fillings.

Phyllis attacked her burger with such vigour that she accidentally chompushed a slippery pickle into Albert's face.
Chompush by Weirdsworth July 21, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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