jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006

Jesse Christ

The alternative to Jesus Christ. If Jesus was here now, his name would most likely be Jesse. Why? Because mainly the Mexican community uses the name Jesus. Pronounced (Hey-Zues).

Josh: Whoa! did you see Jesse?
Eric: Who?
Josh: You know, Jesse Christ.. >.>
Eric: Oh Ya!!

by iLOLatFAILS April 21, 2009

Chrusties

A slur against rude christians who attack you for not being a believer in christ.

"Shut the fuck up you Chrusties"

by ivyiskool July 10, 2023

Christ Tool

Someone who goes around "Spreading the word" of god and has no respect for any other religion.

Christ tool: christ has died, christ has risen, christ will come again!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

by rahrawrrah November 19, 2009

Christatic

Adj. Describes a really, really, really good Christmas.

Feeney spent his holidays in the Philippines and had a Christatic time.

by Nicnoc November 30, 2010

christael

Christael is the best friend you'll ever have she's very funny and will never turn her back on you. You should be happy to have her in your life.

Christael Is the best friend I've ever had!

by hanniepoo06 August 21, 2017

Christa Dawn

The shy when you first meet her girl with a heart of gold. Loyal to her people and loves beyond imagination. She is the most kind person almost to a fault because sometimes people take advantage of that kindness and cause her hardships. But she just rolls with always believing you get what you give! Her #1 rule is also the golden rule = treat others how you want to be treated. Her profession is what she believes she was born to do because a forever caretaker. She is very strong because of all the hardships and ugliness she has faced in her life but yet she is humble and loving. She is the epitome of beautiful for she is inside and out!

Christa Dawn is the best home health aide ever!

by Melawn1 August 28, 2017