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Choding

When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.

When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”

“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”

“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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Secondhand Choking

When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.
by panicphan July 1, 2014
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goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.
person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."
by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015
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The Choking Game

The choking game (also known as the fainting game and a wide variety of local slang names) refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain with the goal of inducing temporary syncope and euphoria. There are two distinct methods used to achieve oxygen deprivation: strangulation and self-induced hypocapnia.
The Choking Game: cutting off oxygen flow to the brain to make your self pass out / faint
by Aztrexx July 29, 2016
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show choking

When you're choking your girl just the way she likes it in front of a group of people
Danny wad show choking Sarah and she loved it, whore.
by brokebitch24 July 2, 2017
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ocular choking

The act of squeezing eyeballs for erotic gratification.
"I was ocular choking the fuck out of Jenny last night then my fingers came up all red."

"Poor Jenny."
by Yulio's Urethra August 12, 2017
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Chopstick choking

Dude those two guys were chopstick choking.
by Wonky Face October 28, 2017
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