cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.

he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.

by robin allen October 22, 2003

Chockablock

-When you say a guy is not suited to your liking by physical characteristics but end up being rejected by a guy you like with similar characteristics..
-When a big black dick steals your girl.

Susan got chockablocked by Mike when she said didn’t like fat or gay men..
Dwayne chockablocked Andy when he fucked Andy’s girlfriend.

by SkullD May 25, 2020

cockblocker

One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.

I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.

by Pottsy November 17, 2004

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005

Chocblocked

When you think a tasty snack contains chocolate chips and it turns out to be RAISINS!

"I thought I bought a chocolate chip cookie! Turns out they were raisins..."
"Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!"
"For real."

by mynameisbop November 12, 2021

Chocolocker

Pronounced "Shock o locker" after the movie "Chocolate". A chocolocker occurs when you perform a shocker on someone and are left with residual feces on either one or both of the "poo" fingers.

We were hanging out last night, got a little funky, and I ended up with a chocolocker on my driving hand.

by haskdav February 18, 2011

Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020