Crippletard

CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID AND CRAZY DRUNK THAT THEY END THE NIGHT CRIPPLED AND DON'T REMEMBER HOW

i.e. broken bones, concussion etc.

SHE BROKE HER ARM DANCING CAUSE SHE'S SUCH A CRIPPLETARD

by kittykat29835734985405 October 27, 2010

Cripple-ish

1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.

After 10 weeks of having a broken foot, I still have a reserved parking tag for being cripple-ish.

by Larrydawg64 July 4, 2012

crippled bagpipe

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.

Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.

by massterblaster December 16, 2013

Chippewa Smoke Signal

When you fart in bed and then quickly fluff the blankets - like an American Indian sending a smoke signal - so that the smell rises and passes the nostrils of your significant other sleeping beside you.

Whew...that was one stinky Chippewa Smoke Signal you sent my way last night.

by DHA0714 November 28, 2014

clipple skin

a person that is un-circumsized and is ushually from ohio

he is driving like a clipple skin

by redneck24 November 20, 2017

Cripplecock

A non functioning limp/soft penis.

I tried to fuck her, But I had cripplecock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 18, 2019

Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer

Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard

by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019