Chinese Fire Drill

1. (n) A state of confusion. It is thought that the term was derived when a Royal Navy Ship consisting of a Chinese crew and British officers was set to perform a firedrill. One group of the crew was to carry buckets of water from the port side of the ship to the engine room to extinguish the blaze. Then another team was to take buckets of water from the floor of the engine room and throw it off the starboard side. In the first moments of the drill, things went fine, however, difficulty in translation between the officers and crew caused confusion resulting in the first bucket team taking water from the port side of the ship, and dumping it off the starboard side of the ship while the second team did nothing.

2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade

See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle

1
Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...

2
Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.

by Jsten December 9, 2008

saan chips

saan chips are words used by Jesse and Jeana from bfvsgf/prankvsprank. it means chips/crisps. Saan chips is also used by their fans and followers, the dope fresh nation.

i love saan chips

by emmaandbeccaloveprankvsprank April 8, 2013

Chinese Medicine Ball Twist

Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.

Last night, I gave my boyfriend the best Chinese Medicine Ball Twist; he was screaming for hours!

by Dominatrices May 8, 2009

chinese modesty

v.
1. To achieve a high mark on a test or exam and act upset about it, in hopes of having everyone else think that your standards are remarkably high.
2. To achieve 100% on a test or exam and wait for someone to ask how you did on it so that you can respond with "oh I did OK" and then hide the test in your notebook hoping that the person finds it later on and thinks that you are the most modest person in the world.
3. To ask someone what they got on their test in hopes that they ask you what you got on yours. (This can be combined with 1 and 2)

1. (3 combined with 2)
A - What did you get on your physics?
B - I just barely passed, how did you do?
A - Oh I passed too. (hides test in an easy to find place hoping that B sees it out of the corner of his eye.)

by Simon Lee March 19, 2005

Chinese Dip

It's like a scoop, with a grab along the way, all in one synchronized motion. Only the coolest can pull it off. It's definitely not not a grope.

That Chinese Dip was fantastic.

-Did she just scoop you?
-Yeah, I'll get her back with a Chinese Dip when she least expects it.

by ZDubs. July 11, 2011

Chinese Gold Farmer

Someone who sells you gold (illegally) in WOW or Diablo III. You give them Money and your password and then they transfer the gold to your account. A week later they hack back into your account and take all your stuff, and then sell it to the next poor sap, thus creating an infinite feedback loop.

People who have there account hacked usually previously bought gold from Chinese Gold Farmers.

by Budthestud May 1, 2013

chinese screwdriver

When a man is doing a handstand above the prostitute. The prostitute proceeds to shove wads of raw noodles up the man's asshole while the the man spins on a platform.

"Yo, I was in China for business and I got the sickest Chinese Screwdriver. I can taste the noodles."

by Mom Poon Monsoon October 3, 2013