chip-shank

When you're eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth.

Oww! I just got fucken chip-shanked by these nachos! I think i'm bleeding!

by mondomoon28 October 31, 2011

chip feast

Popular in the Southern Maryland region; an event, or get together usually defined by binge drinking while eating a large quantity of chips & dip in place of a proper meal. Typically this would include Utz crab chips, Carolina BBQ chips, ranch dip etc.

smib 1: "damn...*crunch *crunch...this is a chip feast man"

smib 2: *wipes hands on shorts "i know right"

by ltown_stunna June 29, 2012

Chip Masochist

Someone who takes enjoyment from the pain in spicy chips.

Me: I love how these Conn's Salt and Vinegar chips hurt my mouth.
Friend: You're such a Chip masochist.

by Grey_Crosshound August 18, 2012

Chip Crutch

Using smaller pieces of chips to create a large enough chip for your dip. This generally happens when you get to the end of a bag of chips.

"Dude we're almost out of this bag of chips, I can't finish this dip." - Chad Chadington

"DUDE, make a chip crutch dumbass." - Nick Nickelback

"My god... you're a genius." Chad Chadington

by Chet Chestsky May 20, 2013

chip baby

A euphemism for fat.

Kevin: Wow, Gareth has quite the chip baby due.
Rach: Yes, though I think yours is further along.

by Sister Kevin September 15, 2013

Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

by MaGiiC July 12, 2014

chip the brick

Chip a brick of marijuana to make dat money

all I do is chip the brick to make a living

by Pedglo May 1, 2016