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Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"
by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021
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Asian-chopsticks

A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night

Asian-chopsticks a form of sex
by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021
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sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3
Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!
by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021
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Dirty capstick

When a homosexual man sticks two fingers up his lovers asshole and speaks the words, “Deeper! Deeper! deeper! I can feel daddy coming!”. Then proceeds to take shit on the other ones chest and lather himself in dirt.
My buddy Matt pulled the “Dirty Capstick” then broke up with his girlfriend 2 hours later.
by Bonerman667 June 3, 2022
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Taiwanese chopsticks

In this act, you need 3 men in particular naked and extremely horny .This act consist of getting two metal chopsticks and shoving them down a man’s penis hole and then pulling them apart, splitting the man’s penis across the middle and then the other guy cums in the hole and then bleeds in it and then the third guy shoves the chopsticks as far down as he can.
Dude last night me and my friends where bored so we played taiwanese chopsticks
by Nigga shit balls May 24, 2024
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Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.
‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’
by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025
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Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

When people want to say a bad word like F**K they can say Fudge Cake and Chopsticks
by MUSTASK U A QUESTION August 19, 2018
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