cank

A derogatory term for a Canadian.
Somebody who likes hockey a lot and smokes up too much.

This term was created by Johnetta P.

I hate those maple tree huggin Canks.
All those canks are takin our jobs.

by J. Netta October 6, 2005

Carnal Carnival

A giant orgy or fuck fest. Originates from the song of the same name by, here come the mummies.

Strip right down and step right up, your in the carnal carnival.

by Marauder Of Love January 15, 2011

Reverse Canker

The act of sitting on a toilet backwards, so your knees touch the wall behind the toilet, and pushing excrement through the anus, so that it spills down the front of the bowl and stains it really badly.

John: For fuck's sake, Mark, I can't go into that toilet.
Mark: Why, John?
John: Some prick did a Reverse Canker in there...

by jack french November 10, 2008

Chilli con carnage

The stomach upset that follows eating spicy mexican food

After that mexican banquet the toilet suffered some chilli con carnage

by tashy76 March 12, 2009

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A Word That Comes From Colonial Times
'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'
In Other words it was abbreveated to "FUCK"

You Have Been Put To Death 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'

by fred yasdfasdfasfadffas August 18, 2006

cankle

When a fat persons calf connect's with the flab on thier ankle, causing a cankle. They are really gross, mind you

Keep eating candy and you'll get a cankle

by DizzyLizzy April 19, 2007

Cark it

Means die in Australian slang

I thought I was going to cark it the posiness snake so close to my skin but luckily I am professional so I could save my self

by Simply holly October 12, 2016